Orcus Reminds World That He Isn't the God of Orcs

D&D, Oct 8, 2022. Gargoyalepost.com

Orcus made a press announcement earlier today to remind the world that no he is not the god of orcs. The misunderstanding is common, but Orcus's press team is hard at work to combat the misinformation.

"Many mortals swear at me whenever their villages are raised by orcs. This is unfair! They should only swear at me when their villages are raised by skeletons!" he said in a speech accompanying the release.

Gruumsh also commented on the matter saying "I lose a lot of credit for my deeds due to this issue. Entire continents of elves often don't know who I am no matter how many children I slaughter."

When asked about trading names Gruumsh showed interest, but Orcus reminded everyone that Gruumsh has U twice in a row which makes it stupid. Soon after a small orc and zombie war broke out on the sword coast.

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