Dungeon Revealed to be Lame Cell With an Easily Picked Lock

Local, Oct 6, 2022. Gargoyalepost.com

After an incredible amount of hype and excitement a local rogue has been sent to his first dungeon. The rogue was quoted as saying "When they yelled send him to the dungeon, I got really excited." Unfortunately, he was about to be brought back down to reality.

The dungeon was revealed to be a rather small cell complete with a bad bucket and lock. "This is it? This is the dungeon the game was named after?" the rogue reportedly said. He was simply unaware till now dungeons were holding cells for prisoners.

After grumbling for a few minutes, the rogue reportable picked his lock an knocked out the guard in front of his door. On a related note, there is currently a 200-gold piece bounty on any adventurers who can capture the rogue.