Goblins Revealed to Love Caprisun
Local, Oct 6, 2022. Gargoyalepost.com
In a not all that surprising turn of events it has been revealed that goblins of the world love Caprisun. In a recent series of raid goblins have been assaulting the pouch factories in Fantasy Florida.
It is suspected that the taste of Caprisun to goblins, much like with children, is incredibly intoxicating much like ale. A dwarf who has tried Caprison commented on the matter saying, "aye I like me a child juice pouch as much as the next fella."
An analysis of hobgoblins, bugbears, and some orcs reveal many other monstrous species share similar feelings. A hobgoblin in the survey can be quoted as saying "almost as good as elf blood."