Report: Average Halfling Exactly as Strong as Average Minotaur

D&D, Oct 7, 2022. Gargoyalepost.com

Despite common consensus, a recent study came out showing that minotaurs are in no way observably stronger than halflings.

In the shocking study, the researchers gathered adventurers of all races and measured how their strengths scaled against each other.

"I'm just kinda confused" one goliath reported after having an exactly one-to-one win rate in arm wrestling with a gnome. "I could've sword we have different strengths."

A Particularly confused minotaur wizard watched as he lost in a circus's test your might game repeatedly to a halfling with an axe. He was later quoted as saying "How did he even reach the punching bag?"